A Little Halloween Humor :)

Got this email from my mom and couldn't resist but share! I was laughing for too long not to share! :) HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

THE CABBIE AND THE NUN

A cabbie picks up a Nun...

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.
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> She asks him why he is staring.
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> He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
> you."
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> She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
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"Well", said the cabbie, "I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
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She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that.

#1, you have to be single, and #2, you must be Catholic."
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> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
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> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
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> The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
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> But, when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
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> "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
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> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, Sister.
> I'm married and I'm Jewish."
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> The nun says, "That's OK.
> My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."